Catholic One-Liners

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Alan:
My friend Dan sends me lots of email.  I'll share this one:

Don't let your worries get the
best of you, remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the
front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your
church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If the church wants a
better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile

I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who
are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them - He'll clean them.


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.


He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.


We don't change the message, the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person
is by what it takes to..........discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

jsiegman:
Hee Hee Hee


Quite a few good ones there.

How about this one?

Seems President Bush was going through his morning routine and was getting an update on global incidents. His aide says, "Mr. President, last night there was another bombing and three Brazilian Soldiers were killed." A look of horror came across the PResident's face and he sat down for a minute. The aide realized how much this had upset the President and after a short pause, asked if there was anything he could do. The Bush says, "yes.....tell me, how many is a brazilian?".


JKS

reen:
Is this the same Bush who holds a Master's in Business from - Harvard?  

Just asking...  ::)


reen

BarbaraTherese:
I can identify with...............

Don't let your worries get the
best of you, remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your
church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Love the above!

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Another good one that hit the spot!

Forbidden fruits create many jams.


God grades on the cross, not the curve.
E x c e l l e n t!


God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.


He who angers you, controls you!
Well said!



The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
I subscribe to that!

The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
Well said.................


We don't change the message, the message changes us.
A good one to internalize!

reen:
quote: Alan
Quote

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.


Hmmmm....must ponderthat one!  ;D

A little too close to home, methinks.  :-X

reen

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