Today is Epiphany.
I like the whole idea of epiphanies, so I'm planning on having at least one today. Only question remaining is, what's the topic?
I got your topic.
First, the definition.
a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.
How about a sudden realization that today is not the Epiphany.
The Epiphany is the 12th day of Christmas, i.e. January 6th. You are 3 days early.
JKS